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mustafa kaya
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Science
Science is nothing but rationalizing the life in the form of theories and hoping that the realities of the true universe coincide with the imaginary universe defined by these theories. That is, science is an art to build an integrated, consistent and FICTITIOUS universe.
- From the Schrödinger's Cat novel by Alev Alatli -
(Schrödinger'in Kedisi - I. Kitap Kabus published by Everest Yayinlari)
- From the Schrödinger's Cat novel by Alev Alatli -
(Schrödinger'in Kedisi - I. Kitap Kabus published by Everest Yayinlari)
Scientific Jargon
Three of the samples were chosen for detailed study...The other results didn't make any sense.
Typical results are shown...This is the prettiest graph.
A definite trend is evident...These data are practically meaningless.
It is believed that...I think...
Correct within an order of magnitude...Wrong.
It is clear that much additional work will be required before a complete understanding of this phenomena occurs...I don't understand it.
Thanks are due to Joe Blotz for assistance with the experiment and to Andrea Schaeffer for valuable discussions...Mr. Boltz did the work and Ms. Shaeffer explained it to me.
A highly significant area for exploratory study...A totally useless topic selected by my committee.
These results will be in a subsequent report...I might get around to this sometime, if pushed/funded.
Last Word on Science
The last word is from Yunus Emre, told about 750 years ago:
Ilim, ilim bilmektir,
Ilim, kendin bilmektir.
Sen, kendin bilmezsin,
Ya nice okumaktir.
Ilim, kendin bilmektir.
Sen, kendin bilmezsin,
Ya nice okumaktir.
Science is to know what science is...
Science is to know what a human is...
If you don't have an idea about this,
Then, no need for books, for studies...
Science is to know what a human is...
If you don't have an idea about this,
Then, no need for books, for studies...
